Tuesday, June 10, 2008

On my first job AND my dear (crazy) friend

MY FIRST JOB


I will be posting up two topics today..the first..is a short one..


I JUST GOT HIRED FOR A JOB AS PROJECT EXECUTIVE! haha..sounds chun rite the name?haha..but yeah..the company's a marketing communications company..and they do more formal kinda events like conferences, launches, meetings, etc..


I love it even though its formal events, its still organizing stuff..

its my 2nd day at work today (im in the office now) and as a newbie..of course i dun have the workload yet..=) i did do sum stuff yst..not clerical but booking hotels u know..=)


but the sad thing is...when i juz wanna start oni..and thought of using the car...PETROL HIKE! of course...my life wat..*SIGHHHHH*


anyway its in SS2 pj and its a really comfortable place..its a house cum office..hehe..so its a really relaxed environment..oni 4 workers excluding me..=) and guess what im wearing?no..not formal clothes....jeans!hahaaha..


anyway..the really fun part of this post is in the 2nd topic..juz wanted to update about my life..oh..did i mention i'll be going to Singapore in September to organize an event?for 8 friggin days! and the event is oni for 3 days..that gives me alot of time to lepak there!haha..


MY DEAR (CRAZY) FRIEND


This is my dear friend..he is called Muzzaffar Shah..Muzz for short..Muz if u lazy wanna type the second 'z'..haha..



Here's the story..

One day, Andrew, Chee Wee, Foo, Syafiq, Logesh, Sneha, Muzz and i were having dinner in bekerly 'kampung' food court..

i don't know how, but we suddenly got into the topic of science (or more like common friggin sense!)

so we asked muzz to tell us about the 6 species of animals..

Muzz: reptilia, mammal, herbivor... (and no..he couldn't answer all 6..for those who don't know..its reptiles,mammals,amphibians,birds,fish and insects)

we laughed so hard..and we told him what a herbivor is!

and then we asked him..

what herbivors,carnivors and omnivors ate:

Muzz: herbivor eat plants, carnivor eat meat, omnivor eat fish!

*sigh* i didn't know whether to laugh or feel sorry for him or myself (for having this friend)

and then we decided to ask more general questions:

what is the BIGGEST flower in the world?

Muzz: .....

Kerry: ok ok i'll give u some clues..its situated..where i went for holiday with swee wei all..its the smelliest flower in the world...

Muzz: .....

Chee Wee: ok la we give u A,B,C,D

A; sunflower

B; rose

C; hibiscus

D; rafflesia

Muzz: ........ (after a good long minute) ..... D ?

Kerry: just because its the weirdest name rite?ahahaa..

and then, one more question:

Kerry: what's Malaysia's national flower?

Muzz: *proudly answers while pointing at the sky as though in triumph* BUNGA ROS LA!

Everyone: *pause*.........*hysterical laughter*!!!wahahahahahhahaahahahahahahahaahahahaha

OMG...

Y do i have friends like these again?

and he said he damn long din study since SPM

and what kinds of questions were these? UPSR questions..*sigh*

Sunday, June 1, 2008

On friggin long words!

I was chatting with andrew about coming up with a new name for our TMB group and wanted to find a really good name but our friend said we should only use one word (i wanted to call ourselves HandsofGod-see,its not one word)
so i thought as a joke, to put SUPER­CALI­FRAGI­LISTIC­EXPI­ALI­DOCIOUS = song title from the Walt Disney movie Mary Poppins.It is in the Oxford English Dictionary.

"But then one day I learned a word
That saved me achin' nose,
The biggest word you ever 'eard,
And this is 'ow it goes:
Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious!"

BUT no, to my surprise, this was not the longest word in the dictionary..
u wanna know what is?

LONGEST WORDS

PNEUMONO­ULTRA­MICRO­SCOPIC­SILICO­VOLCANO­CONIOSIS (also spelled PNEUMONO­ULTRA­MICRO­SCOPIC­SILICO­VOLCANO­KONIOSIS) (45letters)
= a lung disease caused by breathing in particles of siliceous volcanic dust.This is the longest word in any English dictionary. However, it was coined by Everett Smith, the President of The National Puzzlers' League, in 1935 purely for the purpose of inventing a new "longest word". The Oxford English Dictionary described the word as factitious. Nevertheless it also appears in the Webster's, Random House, and Chambers dictionaries.

*(friggin long word for juz 'a lung disease')

HEPATICO­CHOLANGIO­CHOLECYST­ENTERO­STOMIES (37letters)
= a surgical creation of a connection between the gall bladder and a hepatic duct and between the intestine and the gall bladder.This is the longest word in Gould's Medical Dictionary.

HIPPOPOTO­MONSTRO­SESQUIPED­AL­IAN (30letters)
= pertaining to a very long word.From Mrs. Byrne's Dictionary of Unusual, Obscure and Preposterous Words.

FLOCCI­NAUCINI­HILIPIL­IFICATION (29letters)
= an estimation of something as worthless.This is the longest word in the first edition of the Oxford English Dictionary. Interestingly the most common letter in English, E, does not appear in this word at all, whilst I occurs a total of nine times. The word dates back to 1741. The 1992 Guinness Book of World Records calls flocci­nauci­nihili­pilification the longest real word in the Oxford English Dictionary, and refers to pneumono­ultra­micro­scopic­silico­volcano­koniosis as the longest made-up one.

HONORI­FICABILI­TUDINI­TATIBUS (27letters)
= honorableness.
The word first appeared in English in 1599, and in 1721 was listed by Bailey's Dictionary as the longest word in English. It was used by Shakespeare in Love's Labor's Lost (Costard; Act V, Scene I):
"O, they have lived long on the alms-basket of words.
I marvel thy master hath not eaten thee for a word;
for thou art not so long by the head ashonorificabilitudinitatibus:
thou art easierswallowed than a flap-dragon."
Shakespeare does not use any other words over 17 letters in length.

CHEMICAL TERMS

Two chemical terms (3,641 and 1,913 letters long) have appeared in the Guinness Book of World Records. They were withdrawn because they have never been used by chemists, and there is no theoretical limit to the length of possible legitimate chemical terms. A DNA molecule could have a name of over 1,000,000,000 letters if it was written out in full.

ACETYL­SERYL­TYROSYL­SERYL­ISO­LEUCYL­THREONYL­SERYL­PROLYL­SERYL­GLUTAMINYL­PHENYL­ALANYL­VALYL­PHENYL­ALANYL­LEUCYL­SERYL­SERYL­VALYL­TRYPTOPHYL­ALANYL­ASPARTYL­PROLYL­ISOLEUCYL­GLUTAMYL­LEUCYL­LEUCYL­ASPARAGINYL­VALYL­CYSTEINYL­THREONYL­SERYL­SERYL­LEUCYL­GLYCYL­ASPARAGINYL­GLUTAMINYL­PHENYL­ALANYL­GLUTAMINYL­THREONYL­GLUTAMINYL­GLUTAMINYL­ALANYL­ARGINYL­THREONYL­THREONYL­GLUTAMINYL­VALYL­GLUTAMINYL­GLUTAMINYL­PHENYL­ALANYL­SERYL­GLUTAMINYL­VALYL­TRYPTOPHYL­LYSYL­PROLYL­PHENYL­ALANYL­PROLYL­GLUTAMINYL­SERYL­THREONYL­VALYL­ARGINYL­PHENYL­ALANYL­PROLYL­GLYCYL­ASPARTYL­VALYL­TYROSYL­LYSYL­VALYL­TYROSYL­ARGINYL­TYROSYL­ASPARAGINYL­ALANYL­VALYL­LEUCYL­ASPARTYL­PROLYL­LEUCYL­ISOLEUCYL­THREONYL­ALANYL­LEUCYL­LEUCYL­GLYCYL­THREONYL­PHENYL­ALANYL­ASPARTYL­THREONYL­ARGINYL­ASPARAGINYL­ARGINYL­ISOLEUCYL­ISOLEUCYL­GLUTAMYL­VALYL­GLUTAMYL­ASPARAGINYL­GLUTAMINYL­GLUTAMINYL­SERYL­PROLYL­THREONYL­THREONYL­ALANYL­GLUTAMYL­THREONYL­LEUCYL­ASPARTYL­ALANYL­THREONYL­ARGINYL­ARGINYL­VALYL­ASPARTYL­ASPARTYL­ALANYL­THREONYL­VALYL­ALANYL­ISOLEUCYL­ARGINYL­SERYL­ALANYL­ASPARAGINYL­ISOLEUCYL­ASPARAGINYL­LEUCYL­VALYL­ASPARAGINYL­GLUTAMYL­LEUCYL­VALYL­ARGINYL­GLYCYL­THREONYL­GLYCYL­LEUCYL­TYROSYL­ASPARAGINYL­GLUTAMINYL­ASPARAGINYL­THREONYL­PHENYL­ALANYL­GLUTAMYL­SERYL­METHIONYL­SERYL­GLYCYL­LEUCYL­VALYL­TRYPTOPHYL­THREONYL­SERYL­ALANYL­PROLYL­ALANYL­SERINE (1,185letters)
= Tobacco Mosaic Virus, Dahlemense Strain.This word has appeared in the American Chemical Society's Chemical Abstracts and is thus considered by some to be the longest real word.

*yes...its ONE word..take a deep breath and say it out loud..i bet u'll lost breath after the 20th syllable..whahaaha...*

PLACE NAMES

TAUMATA­WHAKA­TANGI­HANGA­KOAUAU­O­TAMATEA­TURIPUKAKA­PIKI­MAUNGA­HORO­NUKU­POKAI­WHENUA­KITANA­TAHUA (85 letters)hill in New Zealand.
This Maori name was in general use, but is now generally abbreviated to Taumata. The name means: the summit of the hill, where Tamatea, who is known as the land eater, slid down, climbed up and swallowed mountains, played on his nose flute to his loved one.

GORSA­FAWDDACH­AIDRAIGODAN­HEDDO­GLEDDOLON­PENRHYN­AREUR­DRAETH­CEREDIGIONA (66 letters) town in Wales.
The name means: the Mawddach station and its dragon teeth at the Northern Penrhyn Road on the golden beach of Cardigan bay.

LLAN­FAIR­PWLL­GWYN­GYLL­GOGERY­CHWYRN­DROBWLL­LLANTY­SILIO­GOGO­GOCHA (58 letters) town in North Wales.
The name roughly translates as: St. Mary's Church in the hollow of the white hazel near to the rapid whirlpool of Llantysilio of the red cave. It is listed in the Guinness Book of World Records.

CHAR­GOGAGOG­MAN­CHAR­GOGAGOG­CHAR­BUNA­GUNGAMOG (41 letters)
Another name for Lake Webster in Massachusetts. Probably the longest name in the United States. Alternative spellings are:

CHAR­GOGGAGOGG­MAN­CHAUG­GAGOGG­CHAU­BUNA­GUNGAMOGG (44letters ) ,

CHAR­GOGGAGOGG­MAN­CHAUG­GAGOGG­CHAU­BUNA­GUNGAMAUGG (45letters),

CHAR­GOGGAGOGG­MAN­CHAUG­GAGOGG­CHA­BUNA­GUNGAMAUGG(44letters) .

NUNATH­LOOGAGA­MIUT­BINGOI
(23letters)
The Eskimo name for some dunes in Alaska, according to The Book of Names by J. N. Hook.


and the funniest most ironic thing ever...
you know that there's such a thing as a phobia for long words?and that's not the only funny thing..what's ironic is that this symptom is called hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia!(It is literally the hippopotamus- and monster-related fear of very long words. )
hahahaahaaaaa....

friggin long words taken from http://fun-with-words.com/word_longest.html