Misunderstandings or just plain deaf?

I have for almost 13 years coped with my best friend always mishearing what i have said..thinking i said something else...and even after all those years..she still hasn't changed..u know what makes my life better?meeting MORE people who have hearing problems like her!
a few simple examples..

Audrey: PJ
Sweei: stupid gay?

Jacqkie: Olympics
Daren: Pussy?

Amir: I love to play basketball
Christian New: you love to play with man's balls?

OH MY GOSH!!wtf!
you know..there are many other situations where things like this happen but i would get too frustrated remembering them..haih..

anyway..i know its been long since i have posted anything..so i'll post one thing now about what happened today..

i auditioned for Christien Lavin's Life is Good back to school auditions..it was weird..i just wanted to do it just for laughs and because i was a bit lifeless..haha..anyways if i get the part, i'd get paid..and that was al that was in my mind..

anyway..Audrey told me that the synopsis of the movie was..
Christien New and Lavin Seow who are (self-proclaimed) superstars, want to know what a student's life in school/college is about so they (i think) pretend to be students to do so.
GET IT?

so this is MY analogy of it:

two superstars want to act as superstars in a movie
so they have an audition for students who will act as (guess what?) STUDENTS in the movie!
WOW! that is the most creative idea for a movie if i've ever heard of one in my life! they should win an award for just thinking of such an idea!!(note the sarcasm)

anyways, i auditioned for the money..hahaaa...so yeah i too am kinda dumb for auditioning..but what the heck..i gave it a try..

it was so funny and great and embarrassing at the same time!Aina, amanda, audrey, amir (coincidence about all of their names beginning with A?) auditioned at the same time and the best thing was MR chirstien allowed us to sit in for the auditions! so we got to see all our lovely friends perform for this production..well..Aina and I danced together (which chirstien said sucked (this was because we did a routine which was supposed to be with 8 ppl) ) and Aina good great reviews and was accepted after she auditioned for the acting part!(good job girl!)

i sucked so bad for the acting part..i totally CANT do happy scenes by jumping up and down..but now that i think of it i should've done something else which was more ME than what they wanted..
and i did badly for the crying scene too because i kept thinking of how badly i sucked at my happy scene (damn it!) anyway i din really care bcoz i knew i couldnt act because of stage fright anyway..hahaa...just for laughs,as i said..

but aina was really good!she really cried tears and everything!Woh!damn chun!
Amanda did well too..after her singing audition, she was invited to perform for one of the crew members in his band!wow!

and Amir did well too!i tot he was really funny!this was when the Man's balls thing happened..hahaa...

damn..i'm damn scared my video gets posted on youtube!damn!i'm damn stupid bcoz i wrote that in the post and now ppl will check it out!

-thats all folks,no inspiration to write while mom's screaming at me asking me to do hsework-