SWEE WEI's weird phrases and quotes:
1)on people not finishing their food: "think of all the hungry children in africa running around naked"
*karen's question: why are they naked?
*calyn's question : already the children hungry, some more they running around?
2) "i think in advance"
3) "i laugh spontaneously"
JACQKIE'S hilarious phrases and quotes:
1) when trying to say that something is really obvious, she wanted to use a metaphor, so she said.." its as obvious as a donkey on a.....sand?" (i think she realized she said the wrong thing while the words were coming outta her mouth halfway)
*she meant to say that it was as obvious as a camel on the sand...hmm..even so...its still a weird metaphor, don't u think?
2) when i was sick, a friend of mine made a joke *thinks hard but can't remember the joke or the friend..* and i laughed so hard that it hurt my sides...so i held the right side of my stomach and said "i laugh so hard till my kidneys hurt.....wait....is this my kidney? *holding side of stomach*
Jay: *points at his heart* no, this is your kidney...
Jacqkie *replies sarcastically and with full confidence of wanting to 'bang' (ejek/insult) Jay* : HAHA HA..you think i NOT that stupid ah?
*sudden feeling of deja vu while writing this...did i write it before?hmm...who cares..*
AUDREY's recent blooper (i think she has been infected by the Jacqkie and Sweei disease, but thankfully she's not in as critical a condition as Jacqkie and Sweei is...) *fuh..* *wipes sweat of forehead*
while having a meeting...we were talking about a christmas party and our colleague asked us what the corkage is for ******** restaurant, and she wasn't sure so she said, "i think its about RM40, if i'm not too sure la..." *she meant to say 'if i'm sure la"
the other blooper is the one i've already posted in my previous blog where Mangales passes her a notebook and:
Audrey: and this is?
Mangales *very sarcastically* : a "NOTEBOOK"...
*she meant to say "and this is for?" but i don't think that would have made a difference....wahahaa...*
that's not all people...that's just a small portion of it...there's a lot more nonsensical things that my friends say but i just don't have the capacity to think or try to remember it right now...but don't worry, when i do, i'll tell you..
DENISE'S BLUNDERs
DENISE *while driving the car* *after insisting sooo much that its better that she drives instead of me because i was having a headache* : i don't usually use breaks..*GASP*
CONCLUSION: really smart people have no common sense. no no, let me rephrase that...SMART PEOPLE REALLY HAVE NO COMMON SENSE.
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on a WORKing note...
audrey, denise, sweei and i have recently been giving the responsibility of organizing (with supervision of Manpreet, the head of events department) the company christmas party...
this is what happened...
the date for the proposal presentation of the party is today (23rd Nov) at 11am...
Manpreet gave us this job YESTERDAY...(22nd Nov) at 3 something pm..
wtf wei! damn kau last minute!omg!!! but we did ok la...they said that our ideas were great and that we did a good job...alls well that ends well..wahaaha...is that the rite spelling?who cares..wakaka..
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on another note...
wtf wei...police having road block everywhere!omg...come on la...at least if you're blocking the entire highway, make an effort to at least LOOK like you're doing something and not just stand there...(not even stand there..you lean on the railing somemore!)
while we're in our cars wasting petrol and according to sweei, waiting to pee...you stand (or lean) outside blocking half the highway for no utter reason at all!
even yesterday i saw you blocking half the highway but checking the motorcycle lane! wtf wei...don't you think we have places to go? more important things in life than listening to reruns of songs on the radio!
an hour of my life was wasted in the car today because of the traffic jam...i hope someone reimburses me....hmph...
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