before i begin my blog about meaningless conversations...i must first say this...
i honestly cannot understand how people can stay on the computer for hours without end.
i have been looking at the computer everyday for almost 10 hrs while sitting in the office. honestly, my eyes are strained and i feel like the screen is melting away my brain. i literally feel the brain cell dripping..(maybe my ear will start dripping liquid - brain liquid) how can people look at the computer for hours and hours and find something interesting to do. what the hell? all i know to do on the computer is to go on facebook, read my frenz blogs, write in my blog and search for stuff. THAT'S IT! other people go on Youtube and find things to watch..omg i would rather watch and sleep on my bed rather than look at a damn computer screen for hours...i can't even watch tv for so many hours..i NEED HUMAN CONTACT. I NEED HUMAN COMMUNICATION. I NEED TO LOOK AT HUMANS. i feel like poking out my eyeballs and washing them! bleddy hell!
to my love: i miss you like crazy, i wish u were here so that i could be with you, rest on your bosom and sleep with you forever. i wish that i could hold you close to me to keep me warm..i wish that i could hug you and never let you go. i wish that my heart did not ache missing you so much..i want you...i want you so bad..i want to caress you and touch your soft, comfortable skin...oh my love: my pillow, my bed...i miss you like crazy...
i honestly cannot understand how people can stay on the computer for hours without end.
i have been looking at the computer everyday for almost 10 hrs while sitting in the office. honestly, my eyes are strained and i feel like the screen is melting away my brain. i literally feel the brain cell dripping..(maybe my ear will start dripping liquid - brain liquid) how can people look at the computer for hours and hours and find something interesting to do. what the hell? all i know to do on the computer is to go on facebook, read my frenz blogs, write in my blog and search for stuff. THAT'S IT! other people go on Youtube and find things to watch..omg i would rather watch and sleep on my bed rather than look at a damn computer screen for hours...i can't even watch tv for so many hours..i NEED HUMAN CONTACT. I NEED HUMAN COMMUNICATION. I NEED TO LOOK AT HUMANS. i feel like poking out my eyeballs and washing them! bleddy hell!
to my love: i miss you like crazy, i wish u were here so that i could be with you, rest on your bosom and sleep with you forever. i wish that i could hold you close to me to keep me warm..i wish that i could hug you and never let you go. i wish that my heart did not ache missing you so much..i want you...i want you so bad..i want to caress you and touch your soft, comfortable skin...oh my love: my pillow, my bed...i miss you like crazy...
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today i had a great meaningless conversation with my friends. i remembered friend of a friend who played 'i never' a fun drinking game where people's secrets can be revealed by lots of liquor and a big mouth and the 'keinginan' to feel unique...he said "i have never been fisted before"
*note: fisted is to put your whole fist into another person's asshole or butthole
when i told them that i suddenly remembered that guy's statement, our minds started to wander and our imaginative brains began to draw weird images..
me (thinking): how can someone put a whole fist into someone else's ass? WHY would someone do it? WHY would someone want it to be done to them!!mother! that would hurt!want to take a friggin big piece of shit outta ur ass aso muz push like crazy n hurt so bad...want ppl to actually put their whole friggin hand in there?!!!wtf!hmm...wonder how they do it?
denise (talking): they usually put 3 fingers wan...*sounding so experienced*
*makes hand gestures....shows closed fist then opens them*
kerry: *shocked* WHY WOULD SOMEONE WANT TO OPEN THEIR FIST WHEN THEIR HAND IS UP THE PERSON'S BUTT?!!
after a few moments of more imagining...
denise: imagine getting footed...
kerry:imagine if the fella's leg size 11?
denise: good wat...long...
kerry:wide aso ok!
....*sighs to self while writing this blog...*
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today i had a great meaningless conversation with my friends. i remembered friend of a friend who played 'i never' a fun drinking game where people's secrets can be revealed by lots of liquor and a big mouth and the 'keinginan' to feel unique...he said "i have never been fisted before"
*note: fisted is to put your whole fist into another person's asshole or butthole
when i told them that i suddenly remembered that guy's statement, our minds started to wander and our imaginative brains began to draw weird images..
me (thinking): how can someone put a whole fist into someone else's ass? WHY would someone do it? WHY would someone want it to be done to them!!mother! that would hurt!want to take a friggin big piece of shit outta ur ass aso muz push like crazy n hurt so bad...want ppl to actually put their whole friggin hand in there?!!!wtf!hmm...wonder how they do it?
denise (talking): they usually put 3 fingers wan...*sounding so experienced*
*makes hand gestures....shows closed fist then opens them*
kerry: *shocked* WHY WOULD SOMEONE WANT TO OPEN THEIR FIST WHEN THEIR HAND IS UP THE PERSON'S BUTT?!!
after a few moments of more imagining...
denise: imagine getting footed...
kerry:imagine if the fella's leg size 11?
denise: good wat...long...
kerry:wide aso ok!
....*sighs to self while writing this blog...*
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another meaningless conversation...
denise: how long is 6 inches anyway?*shows hand gestures,figuring out the size..measuring..* like this?
kerry: no no...smaller...
denise: quite short rite?
kerry: how big do you want it to be?
denise: not big...long...hmm *ponders* *makes hand gestures...elongates measurement...measuring nine fingers with left and right index finger* (picture it in ur head...)
then about 9 - 11 inches?
kerry: omg 6 inches edi so long...
sweei: that's like the size of a clown's foot wei..
kerry, denise, audrey *momentary silence* then bursts out laughing...
kerry: of all things you think about clown's feet!
sweei: yeah ma because clown's feet all big wan mah...
kerry: yeah but there are alot of other more logical things that are long ok...
sweei: yeah but because.....
kerry *cuts in*: because denise said something about getting footed right?
sweei *pauses a moment*:.....yeah! yeah! because she said that..
kerry: hmm...you just used my idea because its more logical right? you wanted to say something else right?
sweei: um....no....i...
kerry *cuts in*: i should have let u say wat u wanted to say 1st...
*note: we were all talking about this while having lunch..guess that proves that we don't have weak stomachs..
WHAAHAHAHAA...OMG!!FRIENDS...
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another scenario.....
while walking back to the office...crossing the road...(there are cones in the middle of the road used a a divider...there are chains connected to the cones...)
audrey calls me and tells me about another confusing thing sweei said...
audrey: kerry kerry, you know what sweei said? she said..."so thursday is the same day as friday?"
*unfortunately i understood what sweei meant..anyone else reading this would be just as confused by audrey*..you know why unfortunately?because i understand most of the nonsense that comes outta her mouth (dun be angry sweei...its just a joke..)
*note: they were talking about a roadshow event audrey and i were going to on thursday,friday,saturday and sunday...
what audrey thought sweei said:
thursday = friday
what sweei meant:
the event on friday will start and finish the same time as thursday...hence..."thursday is the same day as friday.."
while audrey was about to tell me what sweei said, she crossed over the chain and looked at me, then turned around to look at the road....and there was a lorry! (that almost hit her btw...it would have if it wasn't driving so slowly...)
kerry *looking at sweei AFTER crossing the road*: see sweei...talking to you can kill people...talking to you is DEADLY....
sweei..*sweat* -.-"
whahahahaaa...
these are my friends....
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something that just happened while writing this:
mangales, the person in charge of us...just came and passed all of us notebooks..she passed one to sweei then walked to audrey (who sits opposite me) and hands her the notebook...
audrey: what's this?
mangales: a NOTEBOOK *very sarcastically*
whaahahaha!!! sweei laughed i guess because audrey alwiz teases her about being blur and all that and finally audrey does something silly too...whaaha...payback's a bitch huh, audrey? whahaaa...
*btw sweei juz msg me juz after that happened and said "waahahaa...finally can BANG her.."*
whahaaaa..am i not supposed to say that sweei?sorrreee..but its juz too funny to leave out!
THIS IS MY LIFE.............EVERYDAY!
AND I LOVE IT!
(except the looking at the computer for hrs part of my life...)
*events happened as written in this blog did not go EXACTLY like how i wrote it..sorry la denise and audrey i can't remember everything exactly as good as YOU!ish ish...
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